A Thank You Note

Dear Sketchers Fitness Group,

Whoever is responsible for making the new line of shoes called the "Shape Up" deserves to be recognized-- as this person, this genius has given women everywhere an excuse to wear stacked tennis shoes everyday, everywhere.  Not only are the shoes comfortable, they help you lose weight!  Women will never again have to worry about hitting the gym or wearing those nasty, attractive shoes that compliment their outfits.  Why should they?  They've got Shape Ups and all the many knock offs to wear everywhere they go.  No matter that Shape Ups and sweatpants go hand in hand; in fact that's a bonus-what better way to exercise than in your sweats?!  And since these shoes are so versatile, women can wear these beauties to the office, out to dinner, running errands, out to the bar, on a walk with their girlfriends, around the house!   Especially now that you're offering an entire line that includes boots, and at such an affordable price ($80-$125 each).  Since we all know that Sketchers is known for making long lasting, quality shoes, I know that's money well spent.   So thank you, from all of us ladies, for relieving women everywhere of that burden we've been carrying around with us called "femininity".  Well, gotta run--fashion, comfort and weight loss are calling!