Acronyms (Not To Be Confused With Acrostics)

I love acronyms.  I love to make them up, or use those that already exist.  Here are a few of my favorites off the top of my head:

• HBIC: Head Bitch In Charge
• TBIC: The/this/that Bitch is Crazy
• PMITFF: Punch Me In The Fucking Face
• SMITFF: Shoot Me In The Fucking Face
• FYP: For Your Perusal (for those of you that don't like FYI.  You know who you are).
• SMDH: Shakin My Damn Head
• ELSM: Easy Like Sunday Morning (seriously JUST made that up right now)
• NFW: No Fucking Way
• SOB: Son of A Bitch (old but good)

The beauty of most of these is that they are SFW (Safe For Work).  You want to talk shit about your colleague but you don't want to cuss in an email and/or put it in writing?  Use an acronym!  Also very good for texting.  "I am on RTD on way home.  Lady next 2 me won't stop talking, and stinks.  PMITFF".


On the flip side, here are some acronyms I refuse to use, ever: LOL, OMG, TTFN.

**Acronyms will be an ongoing post.**